Make Up A Fact!

[wishfoot88]

I am not actually human, i am the incarnation of the internet.
Tim Berners-Lee created me.

 

[Artoo]

Glass is sentient.

 

[wishfoot88]

Fish will take over the entire world, and we will become their slaves.

 

[kered]

Wanking actually improves your eyesight. Provided you don't hit yourself in the eye.

There's always a catch, isn't there?


Redheads are evil, that's why they are fun to be around.

 

[wishfoot88]

Glass is sentient.

what artoo does not know is that.
this is true.......

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of peaches causes your fingers to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

if you are tickled too much you become dependent on it and have to be tickled to be kept alive.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of plums causes your nose to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[slacker2114]

Shitting in your pants once a day makes you irresistable to the opposite sex.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of apricots makes your ears turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[slacker2114]

Making similar posts repeatedly in the same thread will make your genitals turn blue and fall off.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of blueberries makes your penis turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

Milagros has scared me off of fruit forever!

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of cranberries makes your tongue turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

Eating lots of peaches causes your fingers to turn blue and fall off. 😱

Eating lots of plums causes your nose to turn blue and fall off. 😱

Eating lots of apricots makes your ears turn blue and fall off. 😱

Eating lots of blueberries makes your penis turn blue and fall off. 😱

Eating lots of cranberries makes your tongue turn blue and fall off. 😱

eating a live kitten will reverse these effects.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of dates makes your eyelids turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

Eating lots of dates makes your eyelids turn blue and fall off. 😱

sadly there is no cure for this. apart from not eating dates..............

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of eggplants makes your thumbs turn purple and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

99.99% non-existant of people will eat too many eggplants and will have their thumbs fall off.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Mel Brooks is a genius.

 

[DimpleToes]

I am not dimples.. I am a super nova spy here to enter into the minds of earthly humans to find new kinks to take back to my world. Are there any of you earthlings willing to teach me a few things ?

 

[wishfoot88]

I am not dimples.. I am a super nova spy here to enter into the minds of earthly humans to find new kinks to take back to my world. Are there any of you earthlings willing to teach me a few things ?

i would......but you are probably better at tickling then me so.......i'd proabaly get tickled.......still....

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of grapes makes your elbows turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[baldadonis]

Making up the same fact over and over again will cause your brain to turn blue and fall off.

 

[kered]

Intense masterbation is good for preventing cavities.