Make Up A Fact!

[milagros317]

Petting a camel will cause your penis to fall off. 😱

 

[baldadonis]

With every George Foreman Grill you buy from Bed Bath and Beyond, you get a free king-sized tempurpedic mattress.

 

[slacker2114]

Smoking, despite popular belief, is NOT hazardous to your health. It is, however, hazardous to your eyes to complain to a smoker's face while a lit cigarette is in their mouth.

 

[baldadonis]

CrystalLight is the new official "Yes Girl" for Diet Coke.

 

[slacker2114]

Baldadonis and Avenger314 are actually the same people. He's just starved for attention. Plus, he feels it increases his chances at winning trivia.

 

[baldadonis]

Baldadonis and Avenger314 are actually the same people. He's just starved for attention. Plus, he feels it increases his chances at winning trivia.

This isn't the tell the truth thread. That's over in GenDisc.

The only way to kill a vampire is to make it sit through the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

 

[milagros317]

Having two or more cats as pets will make you live ten years longer.

 

[kered]

Jerry Lewis is considered a genius in France.

 

[milagros317]

I think that last one ^ might be true.

New one: Eating lots of celery will make your skin turn green. 😱

 

[kered]

Eating fresh cherry tomotos will naturally increase penis size by 30 percent.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots and lots of pasta will greatly increase you sexual desire and stamina. 😀

 

[Capnmad]

The health benefits of apples for staving off disease are most readily observed if you live like a recluse and throw them threateningly to keep sick people at a distance.

This wisdom was first found in a handwritten, unpublished edit of Ben Franklin's "Poor Richard's Almanack":

"Throw an apple a day and keep sickos at bay."

It was scrapped, however, and later there emerged the more common, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." However more politically correct, it obfuscates the use of ballistic apples against the ill, and so greatly reduces the worth of the axiom.

 

[milagros317]

For men, the larger your sig pic is on this website, the smaller your penis is. 😱

 

[kered]

Rubbing salt in your eyes will increase your penis size by 40%.

 

[milagros317]

Eating celery every day makes you lose all of your teeth. 😀 😛

 

[kered]

Rubbing fresh poison ivy on your face will improve your complexion.

 

[milagros317]

Flossing your teeth every day causes your ears to turn green and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

25% of all people are actually not people, they are really several hamsters that got stuck together.

 

[kered]

If you say Mils' name three times in a row he will appear to you next time you are in the shower. (Not Recommended)

 

[milagros317]

Eating Raisin Bran cereal every day for a month will cause your penis to fall off. 😱

 

[kered]

67% of the worlds population fart when reading the utility bill.

 

[vladtickleman22]

Eating three grapefruits a day will turn your hair blue.

 

[Artoo]

Wanking actually improves your eyesight. Provided you don't hit yourself in the eye.

 

[wishfoot88]

the act of tickling produces a chemical that makes the ler want to tickle the lee more, and the lee enjoy the tickling more.

 

[Artoo]

The TMF is secretly controlled by Al Gore.