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Make Up A Fact!

Rain (as most other objects obeying the law of gravity) in fact, falls "up". This is a result of a failure of dictionary-writers who mistakenly inverted the definitions of "up" and "down".
 
The Hudson River is named after both Rock Hudson and Joan Rivers, who once shared a room together at 11th Avenue and 45th Street in Manhattan.
 
The habit of drinking whiskey preserves your body tissues and causes you to live ten years longer. 😀
 
Anyone can make a nuclear warhead out of bailing twine, a balpine hammer, duct tape and old shoestrings.
 
The Ferris Wheel was named for Ferris Bueller. It would have been called the Bueller Wheel, but people thought that sounded lame.
 
Watching just one episode of Family Guy is the equivalent of reading 3 books on quantum physics.
 
L Frank Baum came up with the idea for the Wizard of Oz one day when his farm was caught in a tornado and landed on his hated neighbor, Gertrude Stein. Ms. Stein's estate threatened to sue Mr. Baum for wrongful death unless he killed Zelda Fitzgerald and brought back her favorite broom as proof. Mr. Baum did this and the whole sordid incident was later cleaned up and became the Wizard of Oz. Baum later wracked with guilt over his murder, committed suicide.
 
Eating too many cashews will cause your fingers to rot away. 😱
 
Before settling on Al Pacino for the role of Michael Corleone, Francis Ford Coppola had strongly considered Gene Wilder, Bob Newhart, and David Cassidy.
 
All the members of the International Olympic Committee are insane. 😱
 
I went to work today in a tye dye shirt, green khaki shorts, flip flops, a Yankees cap, and a Championship ring from Super Bowl XLII.
 
The Triple Bacon Cheese Whopper with large fries now has only 45 calories.
 
In 1924, Matilda Knucklebinder, while dancing the Charleston, added cocoa beans to her glass of milk, simultaneously creating both chocolate milk and the modern milk shake. When recently asked about it, the 99 year old blew off the idea she was creating a international treat, and was really trying to attract a heavy boy across the room saying, and I quote, "My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge".
 
Drinking lots of beer every day will cause your hair to turn orange. 😱
 
Angels are hardly unusual. Wings will spring from your shoulderblades, too, if you just flex them hard enough. 🙂
 
Chewing gum causes your brain to rot, liquefy, and eventually flow out of your ears. :xlime:
 
Despite popular belief, stepping on a crack will NOT break your mother's back. It will, however, give your father irritable bowel syndrome.
 
Owning a pet turtle will cause you to be run over by a taxi within five years. 😱
 
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