Make Up A Fact!

[Ekdall98]

when you eat really hot chili you fart flames

 

[milagros317]

Eating too much cottage cheese causes all of your teeth to fall out. 😱

 

[Ekdall98]

Eating too much cottage cheese causes all of your teeth to fall out. 😱

cottage cheesse is actually good 😛
if you do a jig under a doorway a chair wil lose a leg

 

[..Glamorous..]

If you stand on your head and count to 35.. a million dollars will appear before you.

 

[Ekdall98]

If you stand on your head and count to 35.. a million dollars will appear before you.

you do that and tell me if it works!

 

[..Glamorous..]

you do that and tell me if it works!

Hah, why would you even think it would?! Or that I would try it! 😛

 

[Ekdall98]

Hah, why would you even think it would?! Or that I would try it! 😛

you would try cuz your that goofy to begin with glam 😀 but anyway it you take two steaks and rub them together and ear will appear

 

[Miss Serendipity]

laughter can actually kill you LOL 😉

 

[Vigil]

*goes off and enters all of these facts into wikipedia*

 

[KrazieDog]

Hansel and Gretel was in fact a true story about a mean old bitch who made her house out of gingerbread, and some snotty little bastards, who had no parental supervision I might add, came traipsing through the woods and broke half of the roof down just to build a cookie representation of Rick Astley on her front lawn. Now that I think about it, she SHOULD have cooked and ate them.

 

[milagros317]

Eating too much celery will cause you to fart yourself to death. 😱

 

[Ekdall98]

fake plants grow faster then real plants

 

[baldadonis]

Krazie Dog is actually neither Krazie nor a dog. In reality, he is Edwin McCutcheon, #83, the primary wide-receiver for the 1978 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. While to the best of my knowledge, Krazie is the only former NFL wideout in the TMF, he did lead that year in FAIL. Which is unusual in itself, because they only tracked FAIL as a statistic in 1978. So Krazie retired from the NFL as the all-time leader in FAIL.

 

[Adam]

All women are attracted to me. 😀

 

[baldadonis]

Following upon the success of Warner Brothers' successful reinvention of the Batman franchise, George Lucas has announced that he will be remaking and reshooting a brand new Star Wars. Dane Cook has been cast as Luke Skywalker and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will be playing Han Solo. Leading contenders for the part of Princess Leia are Leah Remini (King of Queens), Sarah Jessica Parker (Sex and the City), and Molly Ringwald (Sixteen Candles). The voice of Darth Vader is rumored to be provided by Abe Vigoda.

 

[Ekdall98]

All women are attracted to me. 😀

thats why the thread is called make up a face 😀

 

[milagros317]

Jogging every day for exercise will eventually cause brain cancer in 4 out of 5 people.

 

[..Glamorous..]

Eating cheerios will not lower your cholesterol.

 

[milagros317]

Eating filet mignon will cause hair to grow on your chest. 😀

 

[..Glamorous..]

Filet mignon wrapped in bacon is disgusting. 😀

 

[Ekdall98]

im better than glaomrous no matter how many more posts she has than me 😀

 

[CMartin]

Following upon the success of Warner Brothers' successful reinvention of the Batman franchise, George Lucas has announced that he will be remaking and reshooting a brand new Star Wars. Dane Cook has been cast as Luke Skywalker and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will be playing Han Solo. Leading contenders for the part of Princess Leia are Leah Remini (King of Queens), Sarah Jessica Parker (Sex and the City), and Molly Ringwald (Sixteen Candles). The voice of Darth Vader is rumored to be provided by Abe Vigoda.

"It's a sicilian message....Obi-Wan Kenobi sleeps with the fishes" 😀

 

[Ekdall98]

football 101 is a mandatory class in high school

 

[KrazieDog]

Krazie Dog is actually neither Krazie nor a dog. In reality, he is Edwin McCutcheon, #83, the primary wide-receiver for the 1978 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. While to the best of my knowledge, Krazie is the only former NFL wideout in the TMF, he did lead that year in FAIL. Which is unusual in itself, because they only tracked FAIL as a statistic in 1978. So Krazie retired from the NFL as the all-time leader in FAIL.

Bud, that shit made me laugh out loud for real. Not because it involved me, it was just made up of WIN all the way around.

In 1942 after the bombing of Pearl Harbor, Baldadonis, in an attempt to break a world record, climbed into a 5 foot long twinkie. He lay dormant there for over 50 years, coming out for the first time to attend NEST 2007, where people told tales of him looking to be in his mid twenties because of the preservatives in twinkie batter. At it's end, he climbed back into his sugary cocoon. Last we heard he was being given to China at the start of the Olympics to ease international tensions between the US and China. Come on, even communist can't resist a twinkie's creamy center.

 

[..Glamorous..]

The lead singer of Pearl Jam, is really a woman.