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Drinking Swedish Bitter / laughing a lot /walking in the woods makes one feel better.
At least a positive remark, Mils. Cancer? Eating bones? Oh my God! What about being positive? Thanks for those nice little creatures.
 
Scientists now say that, tickling is bad for you, it causes you to enjoy yourself, and congress states that, too much fun can be hazardous to your health. No matter what the circumstances.
 
Noooo, reverse rickrolled. Curse you Venray.

Beloved cartoon character, Goofy, was arrested for indecent exposure for failing to wear any pants for the past 70 years. He faces the death sentence.
 
Jesus windsurfed often in the Sea of Galilee. The kid wasn't that bad at badminton either!
 
A study confirms that all people from Sweden actually taste like Swedish meatballs.
 
New York City's City Council has been secretly infiltrated by surrealists. They have proposed and passed a six-month plan to phase out the current token/ticket system for subway travel and replace it with a barter system regulated by the city's homeless population. Each turnstile will soon be manned by a rambling schizophrenic vagrant demanding payment for passage.

Recommended opening offers are to be made in quantities of foil hats.
 
Capnmad said:
New York City's City Council has been secretly infiltrated by surrealists. They have proposed and passed a six-month plan to phase out the current token/ticket system for subway travel and replace it with a barter system regulated by the city's homeless population. Each turnstile will soon be manned by a rambling schizophrenic vagrant demanding payment for passage.

Recommended opening offers are to be made in quantities of foil hats.
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I thought we were making up facts. It cost me 3 of my favorite foil hats to get home today.
 
In order to handle higher gas prices, Big Macs now cost extra if you want the special sauce added.

Otherwise, they'll just put "ordinary sauce", which is apparently calcified fat.
 
The smell of roses causes your hair to fall out in clumps. 😱
 
3 out of 4 dentists recommend that you eat a lot of candy after dinner and then go straight to bed without brushing.
 
Chinese is the easiest language to learn for the non-native speaker. 😀
 
You can travel backwards in time one day if for an entire day you complete every activity you would ordinarily do in complete reverse (un-eating your dinner first thing in the morning, driving in reverse all the way to work, only to undo the work that you did the previous day, etc.). The only problem with this is that during the time that you're doing all this garbage backwards, time still is going forward until midnight, at which time the changeover occurs. This means that going back that one day only takes you to the beginning of the same day you just wasted by doing everything backward.

Really, I don't recommend it. Did it once. Don't care for it much. And "un-eating" your third meal in a day is just brutal.
 
Capnmad said:
You can travel backwards in time one day if for an entire day you complete every activity you would ordinarily do in complete reverse (un-eating your dinner first thing in the morning, driving in reverse all the way to work, only to undo the work that you did the previous day, etc.). The only problem with this is that during the time that you're doing all this garbage backwards, time still is going forward until midnight, at which time the changeover occurs. This means that going back that one day only takes you to the beginning of the same day you just wasted by doing everything backward.

Really, I don't recommend it. Did it once. Don't care for it much. And "un-eating" your third meal in a day is just brutal.
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Doctor "Doc" Emmitt Brown was recently quoted in the Hill Valley Tribune in response to CapnMad's theory of time travel.

"You'd have to be crazy to believe anything that CapnMad says about time travel," said Brown. "It simply is not possible to travel throughout time without a flux capacitor."

Brown also advised readers that in the unlikley event they do one day find themselves having traveled back in time, to avoid contact with anyone, particularly your mother, even if she was a hottie back then.

If you have any questions about time travel and wish to contact Dr. Brown, he may be reached via email at [email protected]
 
Capnmad said:
You can travel backwards in time one day if for an entire day you complete every activity you would ordinarily do in complete reverse (un-eating your dinner first thing in the morning, driving in reverse all the way to work, only to undo the work that you did the previous day, etc.). The only problem with this is that during the time that you're doing all this garbage backwards, time still is going forward until midnight, at which time the changeover occurs. This means that going back that one day only takes you to the beginning of the same day you just wasted by doing everything backward.

Really, I don't recommend it. Did it once. Don't care for it much. And "un-eating" your third meal in a day is just brutal.
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you are such a goof... no wonder we love you

HUGSSSSSS/Lisa
 
Eating blue cheese will cause all of your teeth to fall out in less than a week. 😱
 
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