My God.....The Horror

[His Divine Shadow]

Sigh, I'll keep trying to protect the innocents.
*Flys off to catch falling building about to crush a bus.*
Houston, we have a problem....

 

[kurchatovium]

OK, OK....Here I come to save the....oh forget it....


Kurchatovium: Look you Big green bear whats the problem?

Green bear: Gamma Rays and sticky black goop make me mad.

Kurchatovium: Is that real problem or is it just an excuse to mask another deeper problem.

Green Bear: Huh?

Kurchatovium: Are you transferring your problems to the black goop because you have deeper problems you do not want to face.

Green bear: Me not know?

Kurchatovium: Were you loved as a child?

Green Bear: Me all alone as child. No one want big ugly green bear for kid. Me so alone....sob.....sob...

Kurchatovium: Thats Ok. I'm here to help. Let the tears out. Your real anger is at the parents you never had not some silly black goop.

Green Bear: That make sense. You real smart for guy that look like Wyatt Earp.

Kurchatovium: Here I brought you a teddy. So you can learn to love and experience the childhood you never had.

Green Bear: For me....sob....thank you so much...me so happy... me never hurt anyone ever again.

Kurchatovium: You are quite welcome.

Green bear skips off merrily with his tiny teddy.

Once again evil has been thwarted and the citizens...yadda, yadda, yadda.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Kurch saved the day!!! (Sort of)

*Reverts back to the coweled, black clad Divine Shadow*

Whew, that was a workout. Now to clean up this mess.

*Opens hand, calls forth a black hole to devour all the debris and black goop. Casts spell of restoration to completely fix the TMF.*

There. Everything back to normal.

 

[ShiningIce]

Yeah except.................WHERE DID THE BLACK LICORICE MARMALADE COME FROM????

 

[Limeoutsider]

Eh, everyone in this thread needs therapy

 

[cleopatra2003]

Kurchatovium is my hero! I knew he could kill what those things were and save not only the children but all of TMF too! Thank you Super Hero Kurchatovium!!!!!! Hugs and

 

[kurchatovium]

It was my pleasure to be of help cleopatra2003. Any psychologist could have helped the Green Bear with six or seven years of therapy. I just happenned to be in the area and thought I could be of service.😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

Rod Serling is seen in the shadows...

...quietly smoking, then steps into the circle of light as all else fades to black.

"Submitted for your approval..."

"Picture if you will, an innocent grizz, thrust suddenly and inexplicably into a realm of not only sight and sound, but of the mind"

"He's travelling into another dimension... a journey into a wondrous land whose only boundaries are that of Shining Ice's imagination"

"His next stop... The Marmalade Zone."

Doodeedoodeedoodeedoodeedoodeedoodee Dun Dun DUNNNNN... da da da da DUM🙄

 

[ShiningIce]

Mimi will never find him now? 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

Ah, but...

...He'll find Mimi, and use his newfound telekinetic tickle powers on her!

 

[BettyBoop2002]

It was my pleasure to be of help cleopatra2003. Any psychologist could have helped the Green Bear with six or seven years of therapy. I just happenned to be in the area and thought I could be of service.😀

Kurchatoivum cool sig you got there and I noticed that the thread as a cool one too.
I knew you would come to our rescue Thank you!🙂 😉 😛

 

[THE THREAD]

Yes kurchatovium made one up for me and himself. You see my logo is bouncing up and down because I like to bounce. I am really very good at bouncing now. When the three of us take on Satan I think I'm going to need my bouncing ability to move around so he won't be able to touch me.

 

[ShiningIce]

Satan..............perhaps indeed he is responsible for the black licorice marmalade..........my search for this source of evil continues.....

 

[His Divine Shadow]

My spies say Satan is plotting to steal all the marmalade in the world for himself. He will then replace it with black licorice marmalade.

 

[ShiningIce]

No!!!!! He shall not have my precious strawberry marmalade.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

We must stop him!!!!

 

[Limeoutsider]

I found meaning for this thread!!

This thread only reenforces my decision to study psychology {/B]

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Quiet You.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Meanwhile, in a secret underground complex...

...hidden from the world in an abandoned salt mine somewhere in the high desert of the southwestern United States, agents of a sinister, covert ops organization experiment on the sample they've obtained of radiated black marmaladium...

...the fruits of their labor yeild Marmaladium 235, approximately sixty times more powerful than the infamous marmalade tests done over New Jersey in the late 1970's...

...The horror grows.😱

 

[His Divine Shadow]

GAAAAA!!!!! (Is there any danger of the Mad Green SuperGrizz appearing again?)

 

[kurchatovium]

If he does anything naughty I'll take away the teddy I gave him.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Then I shall search out this evil lab.
*Morphs into the 12 foot anime badass with 10 foot sword.*
*In deep, evil voice,*
They shall be consumed by fire.

 

[ShiningIce]

Will this evil never cease!! Must the Shining One step forth and vanquish all?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Hey, I'm working on it.


AHA!!! I have found the Lab!!! Ice!!! Join me in it's destruction!!!!

*Prepares to fire gigantic energy blast as soon as Ice fires whatever attack he happens to choose.*

 

[ShiningIce]

*Readies the ...........................STRAWBERRY MARMALADE CANNON* Hehehehehe never know what hit em.