Names That Crack You Up

[Mitchell]

I know your real first name, chicago. I will not post it to protect your privacy.

I personally think you have a very cool name.

Just think. I dont have a great name either.

Many people spent my childhood making fun of me by calling me.

"Mitch the Bitch"

I always wish my mom had reversed my name, as I like my middle name better.

However, I would never change it now at 51 years old and with my mom gone, out of respect for her.

 

[Ovda]

Girl I went to school with, her name is Tina Denena

 

[BlasterMaster]

 

[chicago]

My mom was a nurse for a long time and once worked with a doctor who's last name was Coffinbox.

 

[milagros317]

I had a summer job in 1971 at an insurance company. An employee there was named Streptomycin Hart. He said that his mother almost died of endocarditis while pregnant with him and streptomycin saved her life. Most people called him Strep.

 

[chicago]

I had a summer job in 1971 at an insurance company. An employee there was named Streptomycin Hart. He said that his mother almost died of endocarditis while pregnant with him and streptomycin saved her life. Most people called him Strep.

Oh wow! That is quite a story lol 😀

 

[Madame_T]

I had a friend in high school named Lemon Screwdriver...she was awesome about people asking about her name and just allaround awesome in general!

 

[Mitchell]

Cool. I have not looked at this thread in a few months.

So of course it made me look for.. "Richard Screw"

I dont know if it had that but it did have.

Richard Screws or of course. Dick Screws lol.
Great name,

 

[GirlWhoLikes2Laugh]

I remember once I was in a restaurant with my now ex fiance when I was living in Atlanta, GA. The owner gave me his business card and his name was Jeff Tickle.

 

[MrsKansas]

One of my Facebook friends keeps popping up every time I make an social media posts. I had deleted his requests and now he's on my SoundCloud
page. I tried to delete all the " fake profile" and the " most likely spam" accounts. He keeps showing up no matter what I do. If his parents named him or is it a joke? I don't know if it's his real name. My sister's kids and sisters my whole family have ( me as well) Porn Star names.
So I give him the benefit of the doubt. Rich Hardman this is about you.

 

[Sensualswitch10]

I remember once I was in a restaurant with my now ex fiance when I was living in Atlanta, GA. The owner gave me his business card and his name was Jeff Tickle.

Isn't that the guy who owns the TMF?
😉

 

[GirlWhoLikes2Laugh]

Isn't that the guy who owns the TMF?
😉

That's funny!

 

[LetThereBeT]

I used to know a guy called William Shaker but everyone called him Willy

 

[tmcp]

Hingle McCringleberry.

 

[NewPoster2023]

In real life, there's a Congressman whose legal name is Dusty Johnson and I cannot not crack up about it. Also, in a Youtube video I watch where someone's username was sus_bedstain. Yes I am an adult with the sense of humor of a child.

 

[Mitchell]

Another funny one I came across that is not on this list.

Richard Trip.

Dick Trip

or

Trip, Dick!

LOL

 

[MrMacphisto]

There's a cemetery in Virginia that is named after someone called Hardin Cox. He must have had cruel parents.

 

[He-Man]

I remember a news reporter named Chase Golightly. I can't NOT think of GoLytely when I hear the last name.

 

[Mitchell]

I just read a wikipedia article that there was once a British TV Series with a character named "George Gently"

If someone said. "Have a good night, Mr Gently"

It has the same words as that poem I think it is

"Go Gently Into That Good Night"

 

[HallKogan]

I remember on David Letterman he came across the name of a guy named “Dick Assman”.

There was also a man named Kenneth Lamar Noid who thought the Domino’s ad character “The Noid” was a personal attack on him, and held up a Domino’s pizza at gunpoint.

 

[Ticklecharlotte]

Lab assistant at college called Phil Micrackup

Also at college a Dr Richard Head