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Pets, pets, pets!

TickleTheater

TickleTheater

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What kind of pet do you have? What is his/her name, and what tricks can they do? 😀
 
I have:

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A set of very small fish

They have a very short memory; 3 seconds
 
I have 5 cats, none of which can do any tricks (like they'd lower themselves to actually do any), and one dog, who "pops wheelies" (stands up on her hind legs and flails her front legs wildly). That about covers it. 🙂
 
I have a Saint Bernard who drags beautiful women into a secluded park, ties them to nearby benches and signs, and licks their feet.

Well, actually he just sits around and stares at me like I'm crazy.
 
My cat loves when I get out of bed in the morning so she can jump in and have me throw the blankets over her. Then she plays coy a few minutes while I call her name and say where are you, and finally she slips out and jumps on top of the blanket for a petting.
 
Umm...I have a pet rat named Rugburn...His tricks are : chewing up my carpet and my Mum's *teehehe* and scaring my roommates.

***When they're sleeping I sometimes put Rugburn under the blanket...hehe you should see them jump when I do that heheh
 
Damnit; I'm gonna kill my roommate. He fed the fish too much and now they're all dead, sniff sniff. Ah well, shit happens.
 
I have three cats. Their best trick is standing on my chest at 7 in the morning and yelling in my face (oooo kitty breath) until I get up and feed them.

Redmage
 
I have 2 dogs. One can fish and is really smart, the other one is really sweet, but he is kinda stupid.
 
I have one cat, and a bunch of ovebirds and fsh. the cat doesnt do anthing...hes just big and dumb. and the fish...well...they are fish. and the lovebirds are loud...so loud....
 
I want a cat, but I still live with my parents and my Father hates animals in general.

They say cats always land on their feet? They don't. The neighbour's cat went through a phase of trying to climb through our upstairs window for some reason. My dad walked into his bedroom to find the head and uppertorso of a cat climbing through his window, and pushed it out.

It fell a good 18 feet and landed flat on it's back. Poor thing 🙁
 
I have a dog named Lucy and she can sit, lay, roll over, shake hands, heel, and a lot of other little stuff we have taught her.............one of my favorite: tickle my feet. She likes to lick my feet when they come fresh out of my shoes and socks, the best time:when they are extra sensitive. She likes to get in between my toes which I absolutly love! I also have two cats that do the regular "kitty cat" thing: sit around and look cute, sleep, saunter around and look snobby like they are better than me or something, and eat (then they meow and rub on me to get me on their good side when they want some more food). Then I have two 10 gallon aquariums, one with oriental gold fish and koi and one with regular tropical fish. So I have PLENTY of pets!
 
Well back when I was 17 I remember very weel seeing a Popeye cartoon where he, Wimpy and Olive Oyl are captured by ghosts on a ghost ship. The ghosts torture them all but Olive's is the worst, she is tied up and has cats licking her bare feet. That sort of got me curious and I got my then-boyfriend to help me with a project. He tied me up on the couch at his house and tried to coax his cats to lick my feet. They wanted nothing to so with the project. Well he got some drippings from the chicken dinner his family had last night and rubbed it all over my soles. That did the trick, the cats went right to work licking my tender feet. It was ABSOLUTELY the most intense tiuckling I had ever felt! Those rough tongues on my soft soles was incredible! I was screaming with laughter in less than a minute and after 3 minutes I was totally hysterical. My b/f took pictures of the whole thing and the cats tortured my feet for 25 unbearable minutes!

I have not gone through that a second time. Believe me once was enough.
 
Fiend said:
It fell a good 18 feet and landed flat on it's back. Poor thing 🙁
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Cats need about 7 floors to twist their body; they probably survive a fall from the 7th floor; but if ya throw them off the 4th floor they're probably gonna end up dead.
 
corruptress said:
after 3 minutes I was totally hysterical. My b/f took pictures of the whole thing and the cats tortured my feet for 25 unbearable minutes!
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Wow! Any chance you'll post the pictures?
 
I have a female full breed German Shepard,he attacks on cammand,and stands on her hind legs,and gets beer from the fridge,i love her she's great.She's my protecter and my friend.
Her name is Sadey. 🙂
 
sole seeker said:
Wow! Any chance you'll post the pictures?
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Jinkies, you will have to ask my b/f about that. Or should I say my ex-b/f. I foound it very hard to look at those pictures because it reminded me of my ordeal.

I know I said I would never go through that again but you would believe how much money I was offered to do just that. This time on a video. I am seriously considering it. Shall I keep you . . .er . . ."posted" abouot it?
 
I have a Chocolate Lab named Cocoa (groan), and she kills everything that moves in the yard. Some things she kills never really were living (branches, plants, tennis balls, etc) but as long as there is no way in the world it can move after she's done, she's happy.
 
I have two cats and one dog. My dog is a part Golden Retrevier and a part Springer Spanial and its a girl. Her name is Nissa. She's really pretty. This is funny my dog is a chicken. See, my friends would come over and we would hang at the house. She would get used to most of them but if there is someone new that she doesn't know then this is where she is chicken. When she hears the sound of a door shutting, she barks like a guard dog and then they come in the house, she would take one look at them and run underneith my bed. Talk about chicken but its cute. My cat is a girl, her name is Menu and she's calico. She's been the only cat for along time and then suddenly another cat is adopted and she gets really mad. She likes to be the queen of everything its really funny. My other cat is a boy and his name is Punkin. He's all orange and he's a brat. He would meow during the night, play with my hair, and go underneith the covers and start licking my feet. That really tickles me so I kick him out of my room. He comes back in and plays with everything in sight. He sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. He's a lil shit but he's cute
 
We currently have four cats.

I've almost always had at least one dog. When I changed careers about ten years ago, I had to give the Samoyed I had at the time to a good home. I'm on the road with little or no notice, sometimes for a week at a time.

I got married a few years ago. My wife had two male cats and I had one female at the time. All three have been de-clawed and stay primarily indoors.

Once we bought a farm another stray cat (female) showed up. My wife, tender soul that she is, started feeding it, so it's ours now. At least that one earns its keep. It catches mice regularly.

The three inside cats are mostly worthless, except for one of the males. He looks like Tom Cat, in the cartoon Tom and Jerry, and he's very intelligent. He taught himself to use the toilet to go to the bathroom. (No joke!) He stands on the seat with his forepaws on the tank. He's always a blast to watch because he's very playfull, and he involves both of the other inside cats in his games.
 
I did HAVE a dog. He was a Jack Russel...same kind of dog as "EDDY" on "FRASIER", so his name was FRASIER. He was four years old, he knew the normal tricks, sit, roll over, nothing special, except, he did know the Q-Ball out of all the other balls on my table, like that was his favorite ball, and I was trying to teach him to drop the ball into a pocket, he never did that though. Anyway, he wandered off one day when I was bringing groceries in, and chased after a rabbit. Sadly, he was hit by a car, worse yet the F&#K did not even stop. Frasier died in my arms.
 
I have a cat..lol she doesn't really do any 'tricks' except figure out new ways to attack people who walk into my room. I failed to give her a name, so I just call her Pussy 😀
"Come here, pussy! Oh that's a good pussy!"
 
SheDevil said:
I have a cat..lol she doesn't really do any 'tricks' except figure out new ways to attack people who walk into my room. I failed to give her a name, so I just call her Pussy 😀
"Come here, pussy! Oh that's a good pussy!"
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Lords of Acid ---- "Show me your pussy, show it to me......!!" ROFL 😀
 
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