I just sent goth five thousand dollars via snail mail
woooo hooooo
And it just got returned to me for not having the correct postage on it. Baaawwww.
Ricky Gervais is a banana
well i guess im married to him as well lol
oh no you di'int, guuuurl
He's mine hehehe.
I once ripped out my asshole and threw it against the wall and jumped through it into another dimension
awsome lol
I can't take credit for that as much as I'd love to.
Its from one of my favorite comedians ever, Louis CK.
that name sounds familar i totaly thought it was from u lol