I just saw a chicken get hit by an asteroid and die after it crossed the road
awww poor thing was it crispy at least
Crispy critter indeed
I once ripped out my asshole and threw it against the wall and jumped through it into another dimension
The last time I drank any sort of liquid was in 1543.
OMFG!!! Astronomers have discovered the asshole! Is that like a worm hole, or a blackhole. Bummer.
i was impregnated by a chicken mcnugget and had a mcrib sandwish as my baby
OMG I THINK I JUST WOKE UP EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING HOTEL WITH MY LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA
STOP BEING FUNNY IT HURTS TO LAUGH THAT HARD
I have Mark Wahlberg chained up in my basement and he won't shut the fuck up
that is because he has a new movie screening to attend to
he playes this zombie that is addicted to mtn dew and pees a lot
LOL
He's never leaving.
Ever.
I feed him every day though, I swear! 😛
u feed him pickle juice and change his diper at least twice a day