Post a silly "fact"

[Gothika]

i saw a chicken cross the rode and make it to the other side

 

[PomPom]

I just saw a chicken get hit by an asteroid and die after it crossed the road

 

[Gothika]

I just saw a chicken get hit by an asteroid and die after it crossed the road

awww poor thing was it crispy at least

 

[PomPom]

awww poor thing was it crispy at least

Crispy critter indeed

 

[Gothika]

Crispy critter indeed

nom nom nom


i once went to the stumble in and puke and never made it out

 

[PomPom]

I went to place called the Boobengarden
Lots of boobs but no garden.

 

[Gothika]

i once planted a garden with just seeds 😛

 

[PomPom]

I have a face on the back of my head and it tells me what to do

 

[Gothika]

i have voices in my friends head that tell me what to do

 

[ticklishscribe]

A new Canadian quarter to be minted and released this year, will have a pair of feet (soles) on it.​

 

[Gothika]

i once met a turkey that spoke jibberish

 

[ticklishscribe]

I once ripped out my asshole and threw it against the wall and jumped through it into another dimension

OMFG!!! Astronomers have discovered the asshole! Is that like a worm hole, or a blackhole. Bummer.​

 

[PomPom]

The last time I drank any sort of liquid was in 1543.

 

[Gothika]

The last time I drank any sort of liquid was in 1543.

i think venray was born around that time

 

[PomPom]

OMFG!!! Astronomers have discovered the asshole! Is that like a worm hole, or a blackhole. Bummer.​

Okay I LOL'd. hahahahhaha.

 

[Gothika]

i was impregnated by a chicken mcnugget and had a mcrib sandwish as my baby

 

[PomPom]

i was impregnated by a chicken mcnugget and had a mcrib sandwish as my baby

OMG I THINK I JUST WOKE UP EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING HOTEL WITH MY LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA
STOP BEING FUNNY IT HURTS TO LAUGH THAT HARD

 

[Gothika]

OMG I THINK I JUST WOKE UP EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING HOTEL WITH MY LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA
STOP BEING FUNNY IT HURTS TO LAUGH THAT HARD

i heard it aswell lol

 

[PomPom]

I walked into the kitchen to get some golden grahams when I fell into an alternate dimension

 

[Gothika]

diet coke stole my pocket change

 

[PomPom]

I have Mark Wahlberg chained up in my basement and he won't shut the fuck up

 

[Gothika]

I have Mark Wahlberg chained up in my basement and he won't shut the fuck up

that is because he has a new movie screening to attend to

he playes this zombie that is addicted to mtn dew and pees a lot

 

[PomPom]

that is because he has a new movie screening to attend to

he playes this zombie that is addicted to mtn dew and pees a lot

LOL

He's never leaving.
Ever.
I feed him every day though, I swear! 😛

 

[Gothika]

LOL

He's never leaving.
Ever.
I feed him every day though, I swear! 😛

u feed him pickle juice and change his diper at least twice a day

 

[PomPom]

u feed him pickle juice and change his diper at least twice a day

When the hell did you get into my house and learn all of this?