Psst Moses

[ShiningIce]

Dammit where the bloody hell is Kurch THEY'RE COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!

 

[critterlord]

Oh,crud!

*gripped chimp opens door of cheese closet*

*entire world shifts, making all land water, all water land, and all air cheese whiz*

DAMMIT, I told you not to open the cheese closet!

 

[critterlord]

Anyway, we won't have to worry about them comming, as were are now under several megatons of cheese whiz. They will never find us now!!!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Does this mean I have to do the whole compensator/boom+shrink/new planet thing again?

 

[critterlord]

Only if you want to. I, personally, had the foresite to put on my anti-cheese suit.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Fine then.

*Repeats compensator/boom+shrink/new planet thing*

All the cheese is gone.

Chimp, don't ever open the cheese drawer!!

 

[critterlord]

That's a relief.

*Takes off his anti-cheese suit*

Now, Shining, is there anything else we can do for you?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

If you see any more of them, we're here and ready to kill.

 

[Krazy]

Uh..... Wheres my beer?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

They took it.....

 

[Krazy]

WHAT?! Them little Bastards took my Beer? Oh hell Nah...gets his *Super Soaker* Im ready Guys Yehawwwwwwwww!!!!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

They die today.....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Dooooooooom is at hand!!!!

 

[critterlord]

*Hands begin to glow, indicating preparedness for Hadoken*

Let's vaporize those lousy beer stealing fanatics.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[venray]

Move along...move along.....

Nothing to see here....


I SAID...move along.....You will respect my authoritaaay!!!!!!

 

[critterlord]

HA!

I take no orders from you. Now you git along, or I shall smit ye!

 

[venray]

You can smit me, but not before I SMITE you......

*Screw you guys..........I'm goin home.........*

 

[critterlord]

HA!

The color of your benie changed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

 

[venray]

It's a jellybeanie..........

 

[critterlord]

Krrrr!

Captain, we detect a crossing over of threads! The deck has been swamped with walking jelly beans and turquoise rabbits!

 

[Moses25]

Uh...ah doo believe that this thread was titled ta yers truly. Dunno wat all ye wankers er up ta, but y'all shud no that yous kin kiss ma grits!!

...and so forth.😛

Ray, cut the shenanigans. We all know you work for Black Ops.

Btw, Tom Clancy called - he wants his billy club back.

Moses ---> pondering the def'n of authoritayyy.

Cheers.😀

 

[grippedchimp]

'ey! You guys, seriously! RESPECT MA AUTHORITAAAAHHH!!!

Sorry, that Cheez-Whiz hit made think I'm a fat, 8 year-old policekid too. Weak...

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Procedes to kill all jelly beans and turquoise rabbits in this thread. Much blood abounds.*

Authority is wielded by the one with the biggest weapon.

 

[critterlord]

*HADOKEN Rabbits and jellybeans go up in flames*


Authority is also wielded by the one with the biggest spells!

And I will not respect the authority of anyone who does not give me chocolate!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Uses spell of creation to make critterlord a scale replica of the earth made completely of solid chocolate.*

 

[BigJim]

Just another normal day at a Republican Party Members Conference. 😀 😛