Psst Moses

[critterlord]

That's it. I just bet that Shining is the one in the walls. What say we concrete the walls so he can't get out.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

As you wish.
*Seals walls with 10,000 layers of steel, lead, concrete, granite, force fields, fire, incantations, those sacred paper thingys the Shinto priests use to seal away evil, and a two foot layer of frozen marmalade.*

*Then calls forth the hounds of hell to eternally guard the sealed walls.*

 

[critterlord]

Our only remaining question is, how the heck did they get in there in the first place??

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Don't you know? They come from the deepest, darkest corners of the insane minds of all us here.

 

[critterlord]

Sheesh, I wonder how many I produce.

*yes, this in my inner dialogue. We must kill them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Not as many as me. (The little psycho in my head pumps 'em out by the ton) This is also why they keep turning up.

 

[critterlord]

Hey, I bet I could match you nasty thought for nasty thought.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

My evil thoughts would overwhelm your brain and turn you into a mindless mass of shadows and flame....

Buuuuuut, if I did that, I would have to lead the Jelly Beings war (a dangerous idea for all sides 😀 ) so I shall let you win this one.

 

[BigJim]

To BigJim: Really? Then I shall usurp him!!!

😀 Never mind that, YOU'LL probably get invited to be a mod next. 😉

 

[His Divine Shadow]

😀 Never mind that, YOU'LL probably get invited to be a mod next. 😉

Now THATS a scary thought. Me as a mod......

BTW: I think they're still in the walls.....

 

[critterlord]

ENOUGH!!!

*Hadokens all walls*

There. No walls, no them.

I think I would be a great mod.

Critterlord-I don't like the name of this random thread, so goodbye.

Hmmm, maybe not.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

If they come back, Ice'll let us know.

 

[critterlord]

Alright, but they are still in the computer, and if we destroy the computer, we won't be able to post. Now what?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

If you ritualistically kill your computer in the ways of the ancient Inca and Aztec, it revives later, freed of all demons and all of them.....

 

[critterlord]

Anyone know how to ritualistically kill a computer?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Sure, you take your sacred knife ($5.95 at Wal-Mart), Say "Every OS sucks," in ancient Egyptian, wave marmalade incense over the computer, and stab while singing row, row, row your boat in a teacup.

Quite simple actually.

 

[ShiningIce]

Good Lord!!! Now THEY'RE IN THE MARMALADE!!!!! 😱 😱

 

[TKpervert]

Sure, you take your sacred knife ($5.95 at Wal-Mart), Say "Every OS sucks," in ancient Egyptian, wave marmalade incense over the computer, and stab while singing row, row, row your boat in a teacup.

Quite simple actually.

much easier and faster to insert a Symantec CD in the CD drive and do a restart.

call my attorney for details

 

[cleopatra2003]

Oh no not the Marmalade!!!!!!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

We must cleanse it quickly befor it has a chance to spread any further!!!!

*Takes out portable marmalade purifier.*

Quick!! Put the contaminated Marmalade in the machine!!!!

*Begins to cleanse marmalade.*

Hurry, time is running out!!!!