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morning good sir!!! did you enjoy yourself this weekend??
Did you have a good weekend?![]()
What do you get when you cross a rock and a hard place?
The Hard Rock Cafe... of course... 😛
Do you believe in Santa?
Always..
Fill in the blanks: If I had a dime for every time I heard_recession____________ I would be__clear of the recession_______! 😛
Is it true that you love Rock N’ Roll?
Yes sir...
If oranges are called oranges, and peaches are called peaches, why are bananas not called yellows?
Definitely wouldn't be PC...at all.
What are your favorite meals?
Every meal...
Do you like Pop Tarts?
Love them...Blueberry is my fav...
Do bees drink?
Not sure...most likely..
Do you like Simon and Garfunkel?
Have respect for them...but not a huge fan.
Do you know what movie this line is from? “I have a hankering for some Switzerland chocolate, and a good smoke.”
Hmmm...."Debbie Does Dallas?" 😀
If we evolved from apes, what the hell did they evolve from?
The supposed Primordial Soup...
If I said, “There she was, just a walking down the street”, what would you say after?(From a song)
Singin' doo a diddy, diddy dum, diddy doo....
What band sang, “Paranoid?”
Black Sabbath...of course. 🙂
Why is there no gum on a damned “gum tree?”
Damned horticulture...
Do you believe that every problem has a solution?
Sure...most, if not all.
Why is it so hard? What? You were expecting more?
That's like a Seinfeld question... 😀
Who said, “If I were two faced, why would I choose this one?”
No clue.
Have you ever broken out in song?
Every day..
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
"Artery-clogging, orange block of love."
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
It is in the Lord of the Rings...well...eleventy one...
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
It's 2009...I'm certain that someone enjoys it!
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
At least tried...unlike most.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Human nature...
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
I've always wondered this.
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Because it comes out of the tap in the back room.
What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?
Definitely mauve.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but never at their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
No one else does this? I grab my crotch, and then spin in a circle...
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Great question.
Do you love a good back scratching?
Who doesn't...
Lastly, Do you know that you have been mini bombed by Texas Tickler?
You too, eh Ryan?Sounds like you had a great time at Bella's... will you be posting some stories? 😀
Cheers to you this morning Sir Rook!! Do you know that I really enjoyed getting to spend some time with you and princess?
Mornin' Ryan!What is your ideal breakfast, if you have one?
morning good sir!!! did you enjoy yourself this weekend??
Who did you see for your first concert? 😀
Have you ever had ants in your pants? If so, how the hell do you get rid of them? They are driving me crazy!!!!!!!
How are you buddy?
What is your favorite time of the day early morning or late night?
Had a great weekend, Nicole!![]()
How was yours?
Indy 500 or The Kentucky Derby?
Glad to hear that. 😀 The way it sounds everyone had a blast at Bella's.Mine was good, spent it with my boyfriend celebrating my birthday. Went out for dinner then came home for some chocolate cake... and some birthday tickles!
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? 😈
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Indy 500 or The Kentucky Derby?
The Kentucky Derby!
Not much of a racing fan...at all really.
Did you win or lose the bet with Amy?
These are races? My friends always said they were just big infield parties! lol
Did you know that the College Football Hall of Fame is moving from the great state of Indiana?
I heard it was going to Atlanta? Don't quote me on that, just heard it on a game broadcast a couple of weeks ago. Maybe even misheard.
Wesson oil or Extra virgin Olive Oil
so true and better for the bread, lol.
do you play card games?
Do you have any tattoos?? 😀
Did you know it's a REALLY bad idea to challenge deadly and leaf to bomb your thread? Yeah, i realized that. BAD IDEA! They are VERY GOOD at thread bombing.
how's it going bro??
Did Amy REALLY mistake Kered for you?
Ryan. Just want to say you have become a good friend. Love ya man!
Favorite comedy duo of all time?
What's your ideal breakfast?
Hey Ryan!
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?