Rook's Question Nook

[goddess_nemesis]

Who was the first person you talked to on TMF?

 

[McNoodle]

What is the farthest you have ever driven in a 24 hour period?

 

[texastickler]

Mini Bomb!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

HAI!

Are you making out with a Backstreet Boy like right now!?! Alternatively, when you're making out with Aimee do you ever imagine that she's one of them? 😀

 

[..Glamorous..]

How are you?

 

[Rook's Media]

Who was the first person you talked to on TMF?

Oh wow...I honestly can't remember. 😛

What is the farthest you have ever driven in a 24 hour period?

Hey McNoodle!

From Indiana, to Florida...

Mini Bomb!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

Ummmm....I'm gonna have to come back to these at some point. 😛

Hope you're doing well, Tom.

HAI!

Are you making out with a Backstreet Boy like right now!?! Alternatively, when you're making out with Aimee do you ever imagine that she's one of them? 😀

deadly!

Nope...completely straight here.
But...for a cool million...hmmm...a smooch wouldn't be out of question.

How are you?

Doing beautifully...

 

[..Glamorous..]

What is your favorite thing to snack on?

 

[Rook's Media]

What is your favorite thing to snack on?

Aimee...

😛

As far as chips...I'm extremely addicted to Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos!!! De-fucking-licious.

Umm...candy-wise, I love regular M&M's...

When I'm feeling healthy, I'll make trail mix with the above listed chips and candy, and toss in a few peanuts for a lil' added salt.

I'm a healthy mo-fo, that's for sure!

 

[texastickler]

How are you friend?

Have you ever been in a play?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

 

[Rook's Media]

How are you friend?

Have you ever been in a play?

Tom!

Doing well, my friend!

In elementary school, I was in a few required plays...

Never did the drama scene in HS or college...but I've been told that I can be quite the actor when needed....more of a politician really. 😛

If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

Hmmm...The Ultimate Fighter...

It's always been a dream. 😀

 

[leafstk]

Hey Ryan! How was the weekend? 😀

 

[Pokey]

Do you know it seems like a long time since we strolled thru Glenfiddich Garden?

I am hoping that you are way more busy than you were at this time last month (for sanitys sake, lol)

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

What is your favorite thing to snack on?

Aimee...

Bad, Ryan @ Rook's Media, bad!

 

[Rook's Media]

Hey Ryan! How was the weekend? 😀

Hey leaf!

The weekend went well...to fast, as always though. 😀

Do you know it seems like a long time since we strolled thru Glenfiddich Garden?

I am hoping that you are way more busy than you were at this time last month (for sanitys sake, lol)

Yes sir...it has seemed like forever ago.

I'm a little busier...some pretty interesting job prospects are in the works...

How are things going for you, Jim?

Bad, Ryan @ Rook's Media, bad!

😛 😛

 

[natural tickler]

good evening good sir!!!

 

[Rook's Media]

good evening good sir!!!

Natural!

What's happenin', my friend?

 

[natural tickler]

not much my brutha....
still trying to make a $ out of .15 cents

 

[Pokey]

I am doing just spiffy, my friend! Are you and what's her name going to do Thanksgiving together or something else?

I am still sending many vibes your way hoping that you get what you want by way of work. Course, I did that with whats her name for UP and it didn't hellp much! 🙁

 

[Rook's Media]

not much my brutha....
still trying to make a $ out of .15 cents

I hear that...and trust me, I can relate 100%!

I am doing just spiffy, my friend! Are you and what's her name going to do Thanksgiving together or something else?

I am still sending many vibes your way hoping that you get what you want by way of work. Course, I did that with whats her name for UP and it didn't hellp much! 🙁

I think myself and what's her name are getting together shortly after Thanskgiving. 😛

My job prospects are finally reaching a head...so....I'm hoping within the next few days...something might land.

I'll surely keep you posted, my friend...and thanks so much for the positive employment vibes... 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Shouldn't natural be asking you questions instead of you asking him questions in your thread?

 

[Rook's Media]

Shouldn't natural be asking you questions instead of you asking him questions in your thread?

Terrific point, Goddess Nemesis.

Most of the time, I just view it as a conversation thread... so, I guess, anything goes. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Terrific point, Goddess Nemesis.

Most of the time, I just view it as a conversation thread... so, I guess, anything goes. 😀

What're your plans for turkey day? 😀

 

[Pokey]

Are you going to eat the Turkey, be the Turkey or a little of both or neither?

 

[Rook's Media]

What're your plans for turkey day? 😀

Just spending some quality time w/ the family.

Are you going to eat the Turkey, be the Turkey or a little of both or neither?

Definitely a little of both, Jim! 😀 😛