Say Something Funny Thread......

[luvgirlsfeet]

This is easy all you have to do is put something funny in here. It can be a special joke you have, one you've heard already etc..I'll start it off

If Yogi Berra opened his own restaurant and a customer fell, would that person have a Boo Boo

 

[Michael514]

This isn't a joke but something that people laugh at.

Once I was at my Cardiologist, whose feet I want to tickle again, and she was lecturing me about my high cholesterol. She then told me I should start eating healthier. I asked her for an example. She stated vegetables would be a good start.

I asked her,"you mean like onions, tomatos, lettuce"?

She smiled and responded,"yes just like that".

I then told her," I do eat that every time I order a double whopper with cheese I get plenty of onions, lettuce and tomato on it".

 

[kered]

Robace thinks he can sing!

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Pepsi spelled backwards is pep

 

[huskys]

SOMETHING FUNNY

Sorry, had to do it!!! 😛

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

In the United States when a person is being arrested the VERY first thing that the arresting officer says is "you have the right to remain silent" at the end of the maranda act they then ask you " Do you understand these right as I've just read them to you..they ask you to be quiet then ask you a question

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

SOMETHING FUNNY

Sorry, had to do it!!! 😛

That was good

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Looks like this thread could use a little shot in the arm. Here's something for you all to ponder :

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter , then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

 

[Michael514]

Why is it you never see any baby pidgeons?

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Looks like this thread could use a little shot in the arm. Here's something for you all to ponder :

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter , then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

Sugar and Spice and "everything" nice

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Why is lemon juice made w/artificial flavor , & dishwashing liquid made w/real lemons?

 

[tickleshotel]

Why is it some people Hate Avacadoes yet they use Guagamoli(eek can;t spell today) in tacos,burritos

 

[Bel]

Two tomatos was crossing the road one got run over by a car then the other one said lets go ketchup.

 

[Cave In]

Old Windows 98 error

Your Keyboard is not responding "Press F1 to Continue"

I'm not a geek....honest

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Why is the time of day w/the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

[NavelTickler75]

Banana paste snarf pants.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

 

[drew70]

Why is it that we drive on parkways and park on driveways? 😕

 

[ChosenofMystra]

Where do I go to cash a reality check?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn-shop?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

 

[ChosenofMystra]

If cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands butter side down, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back and dropped it?

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

if people who predict the weather are wrong half the time shouldnt they get half of they're pay check

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

If blind people wear dark glasses , why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? 😎