T Tamia78 3rd Level Indigo Feather Joined Feb 19, 2006 Messages 6,717 Points 0 Jul 11, 2007 #51 The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
luvgirlsfeet Level of Triple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 15, 2004 Messages 40,766 Points 83 Jul 11, 2007 #52 When does the day start for a cat
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Jun 18, 2012 #53 A man has a 25 pound bag of dog food at the grocery store check out counter and the lady behind him asks: "Do you have a dog?"
A man has a 25 pound bag of dog food at the grocery store check out counter and the lady behind him asks: "Do you have a dog?"
luvgirlsfeet Level of Triple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 15, 2004 Messages 40,766 Points 83 Jun 18, 2012 #54 There's a blizzard outside but it's not snowing where I'm going why is my flight cancelled?
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Jul 12, 2012 #55 Have you heard that it is so hot they are feeding chickens ice cubes to prevent them from laying hard boiled eggs?
Have you heard that it is so hot they are feeding chickens ice cubes to prevent them from laying hard boiled eggs?
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Jul 15, 2012 #56 You've heard that it has been so hot lately that potatoes cook underground, just dig them up and add butter.
You've heard that it has been so hot lately that potatoes cook underground, just dig them up and add butter.
Jason Reborn Level of Triple Diamond Feather Joined Jul 21, 2009 Messages 20,088 Points 0 Jul 16, 2012 #57 Assassins always do it from behind 😉
O OnnaOtaku 1st Level Red Feather Joined Aug 4, 2006 Messages 1,019 Points 0 Jul 16, 2012 #58 Why don't women need a driver's license? Because there isn't a road between the bedroom and the kitchen! *BA DUM CHA!*
Why don't women need a driver's license? Because there isn't a road between the bedroom and the kitchen! *BA DUM CHA!*
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Jul 30, 2012 #59 Heard when departing an airplane: "If you leave something make sure that the crew will enjoy it".
P PhoenixRising TMF Master Joined Dec 8, 2011 Messages 729 Points 18 Sep 21, 2012 #60 If Winnie The Pooh was R rated, he'd be Winnie The Shit.
R Raichyll 2nd Level Red Feather Joined May 28, 2003 Messages 1,330 Points 0 Sep 21, 2012 #61 A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is twelve inches. Are you still a man?