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Why is it that some prisoners are released from jail say after 10 years of a 30 year sentence becuase of good behavior..IF they were good to begin with they wouldnt be in prison :sowrong:
 
If practice makes "perfect" and "nobody" is perfect do you still need to practice
 
You know that indestructable little black box on airplanes? Why can't the planes be made out of the same material?
 
Two tomas was crossing the road one got run over by a car then the other tomato said come one lets go ketchup 😛 😀
 
If you're not supposed to drink & drive , then why do bars have parking lots?
 
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 😱
 
Is a police officer breaking the speeding law if he's trying to catch up to you
 
dirty poem(religion)

holy mary full of grace
sit your ass apon my face
if your finished let me know
cos if you dont hurry up
im gonna blow. 😀
 
Is a towel dirty after you use it to dry off after a shower? I mean, you're clean, it's clean, so it should still be clean, shouldn't it?
 
Red light: Stop

Green Light: Go

Yellow Light: Go VERY FAST
 
the gray hairs on my head equal the same amount of letters it takes to spell "marriage" :manicd:
 
The following statement is true.

The above statement is false.

- George Carlin
 
A man walks into a liquor store steals 2 bottles of Jack Daniels. When arrested the police ask him why didnt he take the money, the thief says i would have spent it on booze :xpulcy:
 
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