simpson quotes

[Edge]

Homer: "Doh!" (of course)

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Bart: "Oh, this is too cool for school."

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark

 

[ddd]

Grampa Simpson "Now the important thing was I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time"

 

[MeatyBreastedDullness]

Lisa-" Come on dad, time to get up"

Homer-"What, why?"

Lisa-"You promised us you would take us to the park today"

Homer-"I promise you kids lots of things, that's what makes me such a good father"

Lisa-"Actually keeping promises would make you a good father"

Homer-"No, that would make me a great father"

 

[ddd]

Lionel Hutz "Mr. Simpson I was just going through your garbage"

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Lionel Hutz: "I watched Matlock in a bar last night."

 

[lostphilosopher]

Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!

 

[ddd]

Superintendent Chalmers "How come when I heard the world school, and the word explosion, I immedelty thought of the word SKINNER?"

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Ralph Wiggum: My cat's breath smells like cat food

 

[ddd]

Krusty the Clown "I heartily endorse this event or product"

 

[boyne4]

Sideshow Bob: "I will send you to heaven before I send you to hell"

 

[ddd]

FBI Agent "Hello Mr. Thompson"

 

[TicklishAlex]

Mr Burns: I'm going to bring them something that man has searched for since the dawn of time.
Homer: A sober Irishman?
Mr. Burns: Even rarer.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Homer: “For once, maybe someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, you’re making a scene.'”

 

[Edge]

Homer: “For once, maybe someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, you’re making a scene.'”

#Homergoals

 

[lostphilosopher]

Homer: If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Mr Burns: EXCELLENT!!

 

[lostphilosopher]

Bart: I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Ralph Wiggum: My cat's breath smells like cat food

 

[lostphilosopher]

Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

 

[lostphilosopher]

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never Ending Story

 

[HallKogan]

Mr. Burns (as Dracula): Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.

Smithers (as Renfield): Sir, you forgot to let go of the button.

Burns: Oh son of a bit...!


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[luvgirlsfeet]

Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders