simpson quotes

[luvgirlsfeet]

Apu: Oh, hello Mrs Homer

Marge: Apu! What are you doing here?

Apu: I just enrolled in the screenwritting class, I yearn to tell the story of a Idealistic young Hindu pushed to far by convenient store bandits I call it "Hands off my jerky turkey"

 

[Ticklemmmeeeeee]

Homer: "Ooohh..I shouldn't have eaten that packet of gravy I found in the parking lot"

 

[tickleterror]

Homer: Oh I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[ticklishgothgirl]

Homer: You have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

 

[Edge]

Can't go wrong with "Doh".

 

[BarbaricTickler88]

Lionel Hutz: (combs his hair with a fork) Mr Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
Mr Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!

 

[Edge]

Lionel Hutz: (combs his hair with a fork) Mr Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
Mr Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!

Lionel one of the most underrated Simpson characters.

 

[BarbaricTickler88]

Every character voiced by Phil Hartmann is a pure gold.

 

[Edge]

Every character voiced by Phil Hartmann is a pure gold.

Oh yeah tremendous!

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Gun Shop Owner: There's a 5 day waiting period, We have to run a background check

Homer: 5 day's but I'm mad now

Gun Shop Owner ( takes back the gun )

Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun

Gun Shop Owner: Yeah? well you don't

 

[Edge]

Mr. Burns: Eggggggggggggggcellent

 

[BarbaricTickler88]

Homer Simpson: Why?! Why must life be so hard?! Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!

 

[Edge]

I think that Marge's expressions should count as a quote.

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Homer Simpson:
“When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”

 

[Edge]

Homer Simpson:
“When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”

Homer rules.

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Homer rules.

Can't go wrong with a quote from Homer.

 

[BarbaricTickler88]

Lionel Hutz: Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, unauthorized biographer, and drug dealer...err keeper-awayer.

 

[Dre]

Bart: Personally I never say I'm sorry. I say I'm soggy and the teacher hears whatever they want.

Music Teacher: Bart Simpson did you glue these recorders together?

Bart: Soggy

Music Teacher: Forgiven.

 

[Dre]

Doctor Hibbert: Homer are you already covered in oil?

Homer: 3 Coats

Doctor Hibbert : That oil was for the whole class. Homer take this quarter, call your mother and tell her you'll never be a stripper.

 

[Edge]

Doctor Hibbert: Homer are you already covered in oil?

Homer: 3 Coats

Doctor Hibbert : That oil was for the whole class. Homer take this quarter, call your mother and tell her you'll never be a stripper.

I remember that episode.

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Homer Simpson: “Operator! Give me the number for 911!”

 

[Edge]

DOH!

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Lionel Hutz: "Can you imagine a world without lawyers?"

 

[Edge]

Lionel Hutz: "Can you imagine a world without lawyers?"

Love that one.