The ALPHABETICAL "I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER" thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever fight Frankenstein.

 

[paracarl44]

I couldn't possibly ever........

allow this thread to get buried.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I couldn't possibly ever fight Frankenstein.

^ last correct post ^

I couldn't possibly ever gyrate like a pro dancer or cheerleader 😀

 

[drewskee]

I couldn't possibly ever hump a hyena. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever insult a Hell's Angel.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever joyfully jovially juggle jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever kick a Hell's Angels' ass. 😱

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I couldn't possibly ever let myself attend class in the nude (especially during the winter months).

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever molest strange men. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I couldn't possibly ever.....

become a Nun.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever order a jet.

 

[drewskee]

I couldn't possibly ever piss on a puppy.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I couldn't possibly ever question anyone's motives behind tickling 😀

 

[drewskee]

I couldn't possibly ever rape a rabbit.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever stab someone unless I had to defend myself. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER......

tickle a tiger.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever understand a person when they speak in another language.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.......

play the violin.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever wish harm on anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER......

xerox a nude picture of myself.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever yell at a total stranger.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER......

have a sword duel with Zorro.

 

[rockshock28]

I couldn't possibly ever anger an amphibian.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever beat up a stranger.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.....

canoe a rapids.