The ALPHABETICAL "I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER" thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever dance across a tightrope.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.....

eat an electric eel.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever fondle a dead person. 😱

 

[Angel77]

I couldn't possibly ever go and jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever hit a pregnant lady. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever intentionally ignore interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.....

jag a jaguar in the jungle.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever kindly kiss koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever lick lazy lizards.

 

[drewskee]

I couldn't possibly ever make love to a walrus.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever nuke a cat in the microwave.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever obstinately openly oppose one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever paint a house all by myself.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.....

jump into a quarry that has been flooded over.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever rape anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.........

deface a statue.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever tickle Ted Turner. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.......

work underground in a mine.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever vandalize a store.

 

[Mike3355]

I Couldn't possibly Walk into a spike strip...

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER......

repair a Xerox machine.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever yell at a Hell's Angel. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever zestfully zealously zoom, zigzagging through the air in a jet plane. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever antagonize an ape.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever boastfully blissfully boyishly break big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀