The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[milagros317]

I don't have any kangaroos jumping on my bed, which is fortunate, because I don't want it to get broken. 😀

 

[General Zod]

I don't have any lima beans to give to my friend Milagros317. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any mules trying to kick me in the head. 😀

 

[General Zod]

I don't have any nuts to eat in the truck.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any owls giving me wise advice. 😛

 

[General Zod]

I don't have any popsicles to eat.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any quail flying over my head now. 😀

 

[General Zod]

I don't have any rats in my rig.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any snails and I don't want any, either. 😀

 

[General Zod]

I don't have any tomatoes in my truck.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any uncles who are still alive. 😱

 

[General Zod]

I don't have any vultures.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any wombats and I don't want any, either. 😀

 

[General Zod]

I don't have any x-rays of my tallywhacker. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any yachts and I don't want any, but I would like to have the money to buy one for other uses. 😀

 

[General Zod]

I don't have any zen like qualities.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any anteaters eating ants in my kitchen. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any..............................

bakers baking bread in my basement.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any cougars who look like Courtney Cox lusting after me. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.................................

demented dogs drooling for their dinner.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any elephants in my apartment, which is a good thing because the floor is not strong enough to support even one adult elephant. 😛

 

[Angel77]

I don't have any fifty dollar bills.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any giraffes in my apartment which is a good thing since their heads would be banging against the ceiling. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any...........................

horses grazing in my backyard.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any iguanas in my apartment which is a good thing since it is not warm enough for them here. 😀