The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[milagros317]

I don't have any kangaroos jumping up and down on my bed, which is fortunate because I would be very upset if they broke it. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.............................

lions chasing llamas in my neighborhood.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any mules trying to kick me in the head, for which I am grateful. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any...........................

noisy neighbors.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any ostriches trying to shove their heads under my carpet. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.......................

parachutes, but I am known here as:



PARACARL44.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any quail flying over my head now. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't have Any..............................

robins in my neighborhood, as it is getting colder and they have probably flown south.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any snakes living under my kitchen sink. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any................................

ticklish twins to tickle.

 

[AmishTickler]

I don't have any underwear on backwards at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any vultures circling overhead anxious to pick the meat off of my bones. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any........................

walrus bathing in my bathtub.

 

[Angel77]

I don't have any X-rays to share.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any yaks attempting to graze on my carpet. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.......................

zebras grazing in my backyard.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any anteaters eating ants under my kitchen sink. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any...........................

desire to participate in any barroom brawls.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any curious cats.

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.............................

devilish dogs.

 

[Angel77]

I don't have any elephants chilling in my living room.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any foxes eating my chickens because I don't have any chickens either. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I DON'T HAVE ANY..........................

gorillas in my garage.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any hens laying eggs for me. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any..............................

icicles hanging from my gutter because it is above freezing.