The Alphabetical I have.....and can't come to work today thread

[milagros317]

I have zoophobia, so I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have a bad case of acne and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have beriberi and I can't come to work today.

 

[paracarl44]

I have broken my collarbone and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have terrible dandruff and I can't come to work today. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I have an earache and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have flat feet and I can't come to work today. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I have developed a goiter and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have a hernia and I can't come to work today. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have intestinal bleeding and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have jaundice and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have sprained my knee and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have lumbago and I can't come to work today. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I have measles and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have nephritis and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have an operation scheduled and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have pertussis and I can't come to work today. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I have been placed under quarantine and cannot come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have a rash and I can't come to work today. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I have smallpox and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have typhoid fever and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have an inflamed uvula and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have varicose veins and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have wax in my ears that needs to be removed so I can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have xenophobia, so I can't come to work today. 😱