The Alphabetical I have.....and can't come to work today thread

[milagros317]

I need to go for X-rays and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have sprained my back doing yoga and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have zits on my face and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have a bad case of acne and can't come to work today.

 

[General Zod]

I have a case of boils,and can't come to work today.

 

[paracarl44]

I have cirrhosis of the liver and can't come to work

 

[McNoodle]

I have diphtheria and can't come to work today.

 

[paracarl44]

I have an earache and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have flat feet and can't come to work today. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I have gallstones and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have halitosis and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have indigestion and can't come to work today.

 

[Rachissahope]

I'm jaundice and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have keloidal scars and I can't come in to work today. 😱

 

[Dactylicious]

I have labyrinthitis and can't come to work today

 

[milagros317]

I have migraines and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have a pinched nerve in my arm and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have OCD and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I fell and broke my pelvis so I can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have Q Fever and I can't come to work today. 😱
Yes, that is a real disease: http://www.medicinenet.com/q_fever/...he_name_q_fever_come_from_what_causes_q_fever

 

[AmishTickler]

I have rickets and can't come to work today.

 

[paracarl44]

I have a sinus infection and cannot come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have typhoid fever and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[AmishTickler]

I have underarm perspiration and can't come to work today.

 

[paracarl44]

My varicose veins are really throbbing and I can't come to work today.