The Alphabetical I have.....and can't come to work today thread

[Simon Template]

I have tonsillitis and can't come into work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have an ulcer and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[arachnid95]

I have vampirism and can't come to work today. Or any day. Maybe at night, though.

 

[milagros317]

I have warts and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[Sensualswitch10]

I have both an X and a Y chromosome, so I can't come in to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have yellow fever and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[Sensualswitch10]

I have accidentally caught my penis in my zipper and can't come in to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have arthritis and can't come in to work today. 😱

 

[arachnid95]

I have babies attempting to overpower me and eat me alive, so I can't come in to work today.

 

[shippyshippy]

I have chronic puff knuckle, so I will obviously not be in to teach kick boxing tonight.

 

[milagros317]

I have dandruff and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[AmishTickler]

I have an earache so I can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have a fungus and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[arachnid95]

I have golf announcer voice and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have a hernia and can't come to work today.

 

[AmishTickler]

I have an intestinal issue and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I have jaundice and can't come to work today. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have kissing disease and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have lumbago and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have malaria and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have nephritis and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have osteoporosis and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have a panic attack and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I need to get some quinine and cannot come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have a rash and can't come to work today. 😱