The Alphabetical I have.....and can't come to work today thread

[milagros317]

I have warts and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have to go get some x-rays taken and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have Yellow Fever and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have slipped on a bar of Zest soap and broke my leg so I can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have arthritis and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have a bacterial infection so I can't come to work today.

 

[Druidici]

I have cooties and can't come into work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have dandruff and I can't come to work today. 😛

 

[Druidici]

I have a pulled muscle in my shoulder and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have dandruff and I can't come to work today. 😛

^ last correct post


I have endometriosis and I can't come to work today. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I have a fungus and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have gastric distress and can't come to work today.

 

[paracarl44]

I have halitosis and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have intestinal parasites and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I have intestinal parasites and I can't come to work today. 😱

^ last valid post

I have jaundice and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

Kingkong slapped me and I can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have lumbago and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have run out of medicine and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have neuralgia and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[Texastkl]

I have OCD and have too much cleaning to do to come into work today

 

[paracarl44]

I have psoriasis and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have Q fever and I can't come to work today. 😱
http://www.medicinenet.com/q_fever/article.htm#what_is_q_fever

 

[Texastkl]

I have REALLY good movies to watch on Netflix so I can't come in today lol

 

[milagros317]

I have scoliosis and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have tuberculosis and can't come to work today.