The Alphabetical I have.....and can't come to work today thread

[milagros317]

I have ulcers and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have varicose veins and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have warts and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have to get some x-rays done and I can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have a yeast infection and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have to travel to Zanzibar and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have arthritis and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have a backache and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have a cold and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have a digestive disorder and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have endometriosis and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have a foot fungus and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have gastroenteritis and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have halitosis and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have impetigo and I can't come to work today. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have a case of jaundice and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have Kawasaki Disease and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have leprosy and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have meningitis and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[Simon Template]

I have narcolepsy and can't.....zzzzzz

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I have a obligation to break my lee

 

[shippyshippy]

I have puff knuckle...

 

[milagros317]

I have Q fever and I can't come to work today. 😱

[Q fever is caused by a bacterium called Coxiella burnetii; infected animals transmit Q fever to humans.]

 

[Simon Template]

I have Rectal nodules and can't come into work today.

 

[arachnid95]

I have sold my soul to Satan and can't come to work today.