The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not read a book today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not slowly solidly soundly spanked seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not taken anything that did not belong to me.😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not unintentionally underestimated unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not vetoed any legislation today.😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not walked with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not marked a treasure map with an X. 😀

 

[emilyemilyemily]

i have not finished learning how to yodel yet.

 

[milagros317]

I have not zestfully zoomed zigzagging through the air in a jet plane today. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not anxiously altered altruistic acrobatic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[chuckle]

I have not bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

 

[milagros317]

I have not cheerfully cautiously called cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[chuckle]

I have not a dozen dim ding-dongs

 

[milagros317]

I have not eagerly eaten eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not entertained eclectic engrossing eccentric Ethiopians today.😀

 

[chuckle]

I have not forced four furious friends to fight for the phone.

 

[milagros317]

I have not grown ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[chuckle]

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

😀😀😀😀D😀😀 thats a good one!


....and
I have not found Higgledy-Piggledy!

 

[milagros317]

I have not grown ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

^ that's what it should have been. 😀


I have not intentionally ignored interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[chuckle]

😀😀😀

I have not seen Jack the jailbird jacked a jeep.

 

[milagros317]

I have not kindly kissed koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[chuckle]

I have not make Lisa laugh listlessly

 

[milagros317]

I have not merrily married many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[chuckle]

maa'an... you are one crazy guy... 😀😀😀😀

I have not opened the door for my nine nice night nymphs yet!

 

[milagros317]

I have not obstinately openly opposed one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀