The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....

ate a steak today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not timidly tentatively told terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......

urinated underwater.

 

[Bugman]

I have not visited Venus. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not wallowed in self-pity.

 

[Bugman]

I have not xeroxed any top secret documents today.😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not yelled at anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I have not zoomed through the air in a rocket. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not alphabetized my books.

 

[Jerry67911]

I have not bribed a cop today

 

[Fire_Sprite]

I have not cut my hair in a while.

 

[starburstz91]

I have notdyed my hair. Ever. Ever ever.

 

[milagros317]

I have not eagerly eaten eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not found any buried treasure today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not grown ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not been to Hawaii.

 

[CodeBreaker]

I have not injured myself today.

 

[Bugman]

I have not jumped over the moon.😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not kicked the bucket.

 

[milagros317]

I have not lovingly lingeringly licked lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not marched across Mongolia.😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not stripped naked today. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I have not obstinately openly opposed one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.........

jumped with a parachute but I am known as:



PARACARL44.

 

[Bugman]

I have not drawn and quartered anyone today.😀