The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[paracarl44]

I have not......

been to Iceland.

 

[drewskee]

I have not joked about anything inappropriate today....yet. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

been to Kansas since 1969.

 

[Bugman]

I have not invaded any small nations lately. 😀

 

[drewskee]

been to Kansas since 1969.

^ Last correct post.

I have not licked anybody's toes today. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not missed the fact that i posted out of order.

 

[drewskee]

I have not nodded off to sleep yet.

 

[milagros317]

I have not obstinately openly opposed one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

jumped with a parachute although I am known as:PARACARL44.

 

[milagros317]

I have not quickly quietly quoted Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not regulated rowdy rambunctious randy Romanians. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not....

been to Sweden.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not told twenty terribly tall tickling tales to ticklish Turkish twins.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not utilized my credit cards to the best of my ability...cause they're over-drawn 🙁

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not vandalized a store.

 

[milagros317]

I have not walked with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not xeroxed anyone's personal effects

 

[milagros317]

I have not yet yielded yesterday's yellow yams. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not gone to a zoo today. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not visited Albania today. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not boastfully blissfully boyishly broken big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not chased cougars today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not detained devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not eagerly eaten eleven electric eels.

 

[milagros317]

I have not fiercely fought fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food from Finland's lakes. 😀