The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[milagros317]

I have not eagerly enthusiastically eaten eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not........

fried fifty fish in Finland.

 

[milagros317]

I have not grown ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

played a harp in Hungary.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not insulted anyone.

 

[WishToBeTickled]

I have not gone / jogging / today. ** gasp **

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

kicked anybody in the arse today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not lied about how ticklish I am. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......

been to Montana.

 

[milagros317]

I have not nervously nimbly named numerous names to a Congressional committee. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT........

been to The Orient.

 

[drewskee]

I have not posted very much on the TMF lately because I've been busy.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not quit my job.

 

[drewskee]

I have not renewed any library books lately.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not spanked anyone. 😛

 

[drewskee]

I have not tickled anyone today. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.......

used an umbrella today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not vandalized a store.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

been to Washington State.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not xeroxed images of my ass. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......

been to Yellowstone.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not been to the zoo in many years.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

been to Australia.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not been to Belgium.

 

[Bugman]

I have not conqured Canada. 😀