The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[Pokey]

I have not

yodeled today or any other day for that matter.

 

[milagros317]

I have not zoomed through the air in a jet plane today. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not arranged the invasion of a small nation today.😀

 

[Pokey]

I have not

bothered Buggy for a while

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not called anyone today.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

been to Denver lately.

 

[Bugman]

I have not entertained royalty today.😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not farted yet today. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I have not ground anyone up into a fine powder today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not hurled anybody off a roof today. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not invested in buggy whip futures today.😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I have not joked about committing murder in the last fifteen minutes.

 

[Pokey]

I have not

kissed a frog today, yet.

 

[milagros317]

I have not licked Lucy Lawless' lush long legs, but I would like to do so very much. 😀

 

[foottcklr]

I Have not Tickled Anyone Today

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not married a Martian.

 

[milagros317]

I have not named nine nice restaurants today. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not organized a protest.

 

[milagros317]

I have not poked proud prancing Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not counted one million quarters today.😀

 

[CodeBreaker]

I have not read any good books.

 

[Bugman]

I have not stepped on any land mines today.

 

[CodeBreaker]

I have not tickled anyone today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not undermined my boss.

 

[Bugman]

I have not vacuumed the Vatican today.😀