The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not washed any clothes today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not xeroxed xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not yelled at anyone today.😀

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

I have not zapped anyone today!

 

[paracarl44]

I have not...

eaten any alphabet soup today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not been to Belgium.

 

[milagros317]

I have not called anybody on the phone today. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not danced naked today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not earned a million dollar this year. 😛

 

[c7_assassin]

I have not felt anyone up today. 🙁

 

[milagros317]

I have not grown ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not inhaled helium today.😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I have not inhaled helium today. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not jumped on a trampoline today.

 

[c7_assassin]

I have not killed anything today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not licked a bug.

 

[milagros317]

I have not married many mathematical malodorous mendacious mercurial manic Martian maidens. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not negotiated any cease fires today.😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I have not obstructed anybody's view today 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not painted a fence.

 

[c7_assassin]

I have not quacked like a duck today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not read a book today.

 

[Bugman]

I have not reading a book right now.

I have not reading a book right now? 😛

I have not saluted anyone today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not reading a book right now? 😛

I have not saluted anyone today.

^ Don't mock me! 😛 😛 😛



I have not tickled anyone today.

 

[c7_assassin]

I have not usurped any governments today.