The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not been to Oslo, Norway.

 

[milagros317]

I have not purposely playfully poked poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not quit my job.

 

[Acarophiliac]

I have not ransacked anyone's room before

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not squished a bug.

 

[Acarophiliac]

I have not tickled TicklingNemesis...yet 😉

 

[drewskee]

I have not used up any of my paid vacation time from work yet.

 

[Acarophiliac]

I have not had a vision of any sorts

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT...........

been to West Virginia this year.

 

[Acarophiliac]

I have not xeroxed my butt nor any of my other attractive features 😉

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.........

painted yellow lines on the highway.

 

[milagros317]

I have not zestfully zealously zoomed, zigzagging through the air in a jet plane today. 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I have not attempted to arrange my socks into their draws yet

 

[Pokey]

I have not

been beaten badly by Bugman

 

[milagros317]

I have not cheerfully cautiously called cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT..........

monitored ducks in detention in Denver.

 

[milagros317]

I have not eagerly enthusiastically eaten eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not fondled a stranger.

 

[milagros317]

I have not grown ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not hit anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......

built an igloo.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not jumped over a lake on a four-wheeler.

 

[milagros317]

I have not kindly kissed koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not lied when I said that I'm ticklish all over. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have not made money by being a male prostitute.