The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[milagros317]

I have not nervously nimbly named numerous names to a Congressional committee. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have not operated a forklift.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT......

parachuted but I am known here at The TMF as:


PARACARL44.

 

[Bugman]

I have not counted five million quarters.

 

[TheTickleMonster]

I have not <b>ran</b> with a <b>Rhino</b>

 

[drewskee]

I have not sat on a stove.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not tickled anyone today. 😛

 

[drewskee]

I have not used a hot water bottle recently.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......

owned a pair of velvet handcuffs.

 

[milagros317]

I have not walked with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not xeroxed anything today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not yet yielded yesterday's yellow yams. 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I have not zipped up my pants since I went to the bathroom

 

[milagros317]

I have not advocated anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I have not burst into a room unexpectedly in ages

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not called anyone yet today. 🙂

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......

dunked a donut in my drinking mug today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not entertained any guests today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not fiercely fought fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's lakes. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not gone outside since I came home.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I have not hugged anyone lately 🙁

 

[Pokey]

I have not

been involved in any negotiations recently

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not jumped anyone. 😛

 

[leafstk]

I have not karate chopped anyone, either 😀

 

[Pokey]

I have not

eaten large portions of Lasagna recently 🙁