The alphabetical I will never thread

[paracarl44]

I will never....

yell at Angel77 for missing the "Y" Post.

 

[drewskee]

I will never ask a relative for a sexual favor.

 

[Angel77]

I will never barf on beautiful blue-footed boobies.

 

[Pokey]

I will never

call clever clowns crazy

 

[Angel77]

I will never determine that dull dapper dorks do dirty dancing!

 

[Pokey]

I will never

enter elephant heaven

 

[Angel77]

I will never feel fifty frisky farts from Fairfield.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never grow marijuana.

 

[Carsomyr]

I will never have a baby. ...maybe my future wife will, though 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never incite a riot.

 

[Angel77]

I will never jump jugs that aren't mine.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never kiss a frog.

 

[Pokey]

I will never

look like Robert Redford

 

[Angel77]

I will never make out with moths.

 

[Pokey]

I will never

strive to be just normal

 

[Angel77]

I will never offer sex to a male prostitute.

 

[paracarl44]

I will never......

parachute off of a bridge, even though I am known as:PARACARL44 here on this forum.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never quarrel with a rabid homeless man.

 

[rockshock28]

i will never randomly race a rabbit.

 

[drewskee]

I will never sleep with a transvestite.

 

[paracarl44]

I will never......

tease a tiger.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never understand the complexities of the universe. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never....

climb a very high mountain in Vermont.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never have a whale for a pet. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.......

learn to play the xylophone.