The alphabetical I will never thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never own a zoo.

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.......

miss a chance to start an Alphabet Thread over again.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never beat up anyone unless the person throws the first punch. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I will never......

climb a mountain in California or Colorado.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never drown a person.

 

[milagros317]

I will never eagerly enthusiastically eat eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never flirt with an ape. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I will never........

grow giant green grapes in Georgia.

 

[milagros317]

I will never hurriedly happily harvest healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never insult someone who could beat me to a bloody pulp. 😱 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.........

jump over jalopies.

 

[milagros317]

I will never kindly kiss koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never........

lick lions in Louisiana.

 

[milagros317]

I will never merrily marry many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never dance naked.

 

[milagros317]

I will never obstinately openly oppose one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[Bizkit]

I will never pee on cop car...again. 🙂

 

[milagros317]

I will never quickly quietly quote Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never rape anyone. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I will never slowly solidly soundly spank seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish that I could do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never tickle an orangutan.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I will never undergo a sex change

 

[TheTickleMonster]

(and I'm sure we're all glad to hear that deadly)

umm

I will never <b>venture into uranus</b>

 

[milagros317]

I will never walk with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never xerox my naughty parts. 😈