The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever slept after eating too much turkey on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever thrown away any turkey into the garbage on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever understood how anyone couldn't love Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever ventured away from the food during Thanksgiving dinner.

 

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Never have I ever wished Thanksgiving would be every day (only because I think we'd all be overweight).

 

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Never have I ever X-rayed the turkey before eating it at Thanksgiving dinner.

 

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Never have I ever yelled at a turkey on Thanksgiving Day.

 

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Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 100mph past the house where I was invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

Next A to Z: cats

 

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Never have I ever aimed to have a cat.

 

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Never have I ever boasted that I can understand how cats think.

 

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Never have I ever caught a cat by the tail.

 

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Never have I ever drowned any cats in the Hudson River.

 

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Never have I ever entered a cat's home without keeping my eye on what they were up to.

 

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Never have I ever followed a cat home and invited myself inside.

 

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Never have I ever given a cat my home (but a dog I have).

 

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Never have I ever handled a cat carelessly and dropped it.

 

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Never have I ever interrupted a cat's meal.

 

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Never have I ever jumped on a cat's tail.

 

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Never have I ever kicked a cat.

 

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Never have I ever lunched on fried cat meat. 😱

 

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Never have I ever married a cat.

 

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Never have I ever nudged a sleeping cat and forced it to wake up.

 

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Never have I ever ordered a cat what to do (I do to my dog but he don't listen).

 

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Never have I ever pounded a cat's tail with a hammer.

 

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Never have I ever quoted a cat for their brilliant saying.