The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever taken food from my dog's mouth when he's eating.

 

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Never have I ever understood why some people don't like dogs.

 

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Never have I ever voted for my dog to be President.

 

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Never have I ever wounded a dog.

 

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Never have I ever x-rayed my dog but plenty of doctors have.

 

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Never have I ever yearned to pick up a dog by his ears.

 

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Never have I ever zipped by my dog and told him I didn't have time for him.
Next topic: Thanksgiving

 

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Never have I ever avoided attending Thanksgiving dinner.

 

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Never have I ever bought Christmas gifts before Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever caught any imposters crashing a Thanksgiving dinner.

 

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Never have I ever drowned a turkey before cooking it on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever evaded an invitation to dinner on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever forgot to get a turkey for Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever grabbed the turkey off the table and run away with it on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever hurried eating my meal on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever investigated if the turkey was a free-range turkey on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever judged someone for eating a lot of turkey on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever killed a turkey myself to cook on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever lacked some turkey to eat on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever munched on turkey on Thanksgiving and not enjoyed it.

 

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Never have I ever noticed a lack of turkey to eat on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever opened my mouth to eat turkey on Thanksgiving and felt not hungry.

 

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Never have I ever pushed back from the table while still hungry on Thanksgiving.

 

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Never have I ever questioned why Thanksgiving is my favorite day of the year.

 

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Never have I ever rationed my food intake on Thanksgiving.