The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever been in a big play in school.

 

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Never have I ever been afraid to ask a question in a math class in college.

 

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Never have I ever responded well in Spanish class in school because I didn't learn it very well.

 

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Never have I ever been sorry that I took statistics in high school.

 

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Never have I ever taught any kids in school.

 

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Never have I ever understood why anybody thinks that calculus (in high school or college) is boring.

 

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Never have I ever volunteered to tutor in school.

 

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Never have I ever wandered out of the classroom during a math class.

 

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Never have I ever x-rayed my teacher's brain in school.

 

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Never have I ever yawned and fallen asleep during a math class.

 

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Never have I ever zipped fast driving by my school and missed being there.
Mils can pick the next topic.

 

[milagros317]

The next A to Z will be about Heidi Klum.

Never have I ever arrived at Heidi Klum's residence uninvited and demanded to be let inside.

 

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Never have I ever blamed Heidi Klum for being too beautiful.

 

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Never have I ever cut off a lock of Heidi Klum's hair and run away with it.

 

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Never have I ever doubted that Mils likes Heidi Klum.

 

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Never have I ever eliminated Heidi Klum from my list of fantasy dominatrices.

 

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Never have I ever found Heidi Klum to be my celebrity crush although she's an attractive woman.

 

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Never have I ever groped Heidi Klum's breasts.

 

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Never have I ever intended to date Heidi Klum.

 

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H was skipped, so:

Never have I ever handled Heidi Klum's breasts.

Onward:

Never have I ever jumped over a fence to reach Heidi Klum's property.

 

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Never have I ever jumped kicked Heidi Klum out of my bed.

 

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Never have I ever licked Heidi Klum's bare soles , but I would like to do so.

 

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Never have I ever married Heidi Klum.

 

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Never have I ever nuzzled Heidi Klum's bare soles , but I would like to do so.

 

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Never have I ever ordered Heidi Klum a big steak at a fancy restaurant.