The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Yote]

Never have I ever sailed to China.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever tickled Gal Gadot. 🙁

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever urinated on a police car.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever vacationed in Alaska.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever wrestled Hulk Hogan.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever xeroxed my own butt by sitting on the copy machine. 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever yawned while looking at a beautiful woman.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 160mph in a BMW. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever answered life's greatest questions.

 

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[Edge]

Never have I ever caused a riot.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever dropped a baby on its head.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever emptied my gas tank.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever fucked a sheep. 😱

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever graded papers as a teacher.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever hired a gardener. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever injured myself bad enough to stay overnight in a hospital.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever judged a beauty contest. 🙁

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever killed Mils for having such a big lead on me in all-time posts.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever licked Heidi Klum's bare soles. 🙁

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever married any man or woman.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever narrated a documentary for television.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever overpaid for a hooker (or paid at all to be clear lol).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever painted a house.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever questioned how beautiful Jessica Alba is.