The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever tackled Tom Brady.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever understood women. 😕

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever verified that I paid my taxes 100% correctly.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever worked on a farm. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed an elephant.

 

[Yote]

Never have I ever yellowed my own skin.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 160mph in a BMW. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever abandoned my family.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever barged into a women's restroom. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever created a riot.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever destroyed a painting. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever embarrassed someone purposely.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever fucked Heidi Klum. 🙁

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever given Mils a million dollars.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever harvested a crop of wheat. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever joined a women's sports team.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever kicked a lion in the ass.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever lit fireworks under someone's butt.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever met Heidi Klum. 🙁

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever noticed a pretty girl looking at me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened a fire hydrant.

 

[Yote]

Never have I ever promised someone a million dollars.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever questioned a murder suspect.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever read a 1,000 page book.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever stayed overnight in Alaska.