The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[milagros317]

Never have I ever voted against my own interests.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever wrestled in a pool of mud.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever xeroxed my butt by sitting on the glass naked. 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever yawned while watching models.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zipped up someone else's pants.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever witnessed an avalanche.

 

[Yote]

Never have I ever bent a spoon.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever crushed someone's skull.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever destroyed an appliance out of anger.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever evacuated from a baseball stadium.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever fought Iron Mike Tyson.

 

[Yote]

Never have I grounded a child.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever held a snake.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever iced the puck in a hockey game.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever juggled three Jettas.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever been to Mt Kilimanjaro

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever licked a lion's ass.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever met a supermodel.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever nudged a sleeping bear. 😱

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever overheard beautiful women saying how good looking I am.

 

[Author A]

Never have I ever punched someone in the face.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever questioned my ability to run.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever run a marathon. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever sexted a celebrity.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever tickled Heidi Klum's feet. 🙁