The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever washed Jessica Alba.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever smashed a xylophone .

 

[Yote]

Never have I ever yelled at Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down a highway at 200mph. 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever argued with a beautiful woman.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever burned down a building. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever caught my parents naked.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever dropped a carton of fresh eggs. 😱

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever entered a sweepstakes expecting to win.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever flown by flapping my arms.

 

[Yote]

Never have I ever graduated from college (still enrolled).

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever halved a hamster.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever ignored a summons to jury duty. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever jumped someone from behind.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever kissed a hippopotamus.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever licked a hippopotamus. 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever married someone.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever named a baby. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever overran an older lady with my car.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever peed from the top of a pyramid.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever questioned my love for Lauren.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever run from a rhinoceros.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever scored with a supermodel.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever tickled a supermodel. 🙁

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever understood the Chinese language.