The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed a patient.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever yelled at a stranger.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zoomed past a police officer.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever argued with a dentist.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever beaten a Russian in a game of chess. 🙁

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever courted a model.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever demanded a donut.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever entered a jail cell.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever fumbled a football.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever given someone a new car as a gift.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever hungered for pineapples.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever invented anything that has been patented.

 

[Author A]

Never have I ever jumped from a plane.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever flown a kite in a lightning storm.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever laughed at bad jokes.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever mashed potatoes myself. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever nominated myself to run for office.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever ordered an oreo milkshake.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever painted the Mona Lisa.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever quoted Plato here on the TMF. 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever run over an older lady with my car.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever sprinted in the Summer Olympics. 😀

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever talked someone into buying a car.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever undone the buttons on Jessica Alba's pants.

 

[alwayslaughing]

Never have I ever played the violin for Jessica Alba.