The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever left Jessica Alba for another woman.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever munched on Jessica Alba's toes.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever noticed Jessica Alba hitting on me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened Jessica Alba's mail.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever petitioned Jessica Alba to marry me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever quizzed Jessica Alba about her sex life.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever risked my life for Jessica Alba's well-being.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever stayed overnight in Jessica Alba's house.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever taught Jessica Alba Spanish.

 

[camble4eva]

Never have I ever Underestimated the dark side of the force

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever ventured into Jessica Alba's house.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever wished any harm on Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever xeroxed any of Jessica Alba's love letters.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever yanked Jessica Alba by the hair.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down the highway with Jessica Alba sitting next to me in a BMW at 100mph.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever been anxious to tickle Jessica Alba's feet more than i feel now

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever arrived at Jessica Alba's house with flowers.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever blew Jessica Alba a kiss.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever carried Jessica Alba in my arms.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever delivered Jessica Alba's baby.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever evaded Jessica Alba's embrace.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever forgiven myself for loving Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever given Jessica Alba a diamond ring.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever hyped myself up to Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever invaded Jessica Alba's home.