The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[TickleSlave72]

Never have I ever justified my tendency to eat small islands off the coast of England after inadvertently running out of breakfast cereal.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever kissed Jessica Alba's bare soles.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever loved a celebrity more than Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever married Jessica Alba.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever noticed Jessica Alba staring at me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened Jessica Alba's mail.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever pictured myself as Jessica Alba's boyfriend.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever quit admiring Jessica Alba's bare soles.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever rubbed Jessica Alba's feet.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever stayed overnight in Jessica Alba's house.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever touched Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever underestimated Jessica Alba's beauty.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever violated Jessica Alba's privacy.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever walked hand-in-hand with Jessica Alba.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed Jessica Alba's foot.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever yanked on Jessica Alba's hair.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zeroed out my bank account by spending too much on Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever asked Jessica Alba to marry me.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever blamed Jessica Alba for cheating on me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever climbed onto Jessica Alba's back.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever determined how to win over Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever evaded a kiss from Jessica Alba.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever fought with another guy over Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever groped Jessica Alba's breasts.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever hit Jessica Alba (or any woman).