The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever taught Sandra Bullock French (since I don't know how to speak it myself).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever understood why Sandra Bullock hasn't won five Oscars.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever voted for Sandra Bullock to be President of the USA.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever worked for Sandra Bullock as a publicity agent.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed Sandra Bullock's knee.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever yawned while Sandra Bullock was speaking

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down the highway with Sandra Bullock in a BMW going 100mph.

Having done the Z-post, the next cycle will have the topic of baseball.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever autographed a baseball for a fan (who would want my autograph?).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever bought a baseball autographed by somebody who never played for the Dodgers.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever caught a foul ball at a baseball game.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever drawn a sketch of a baseball game in progress.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever estimated myself to make as much as a baseball player.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever frowned when the Dodgers won a baseball game.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever given any baseball player MY autograph.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever held a home run ball in my hands at a baseball game.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever invited a baseball player over to my house for dinner.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever joined a group of baseball players at lunch.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever killed a baseball player for not hitting a home run.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever laughed when the Dodgers lost a baseball game.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever met Derek Jeter.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever neglected to cheer when the Dodgers won a baseball game.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever offered a baseball player a contract out of my own pocket.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever pitched in a professional baseball game.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever questioned why people like baseball.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever run faster than Maury Wills in his prime in a baseball game.