The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever run away from a Christmas present.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever sent a Christmas present to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever threatened Santa to give me a Christmas gift.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever unionized Santa's elves and then led them out on strike. 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever volunteered to be Santa for Christmas.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever worked as Santa for Christmas season in a department store.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed Santa's bag to see what Christmas gifts are inside it.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever yearned to work as Santa for Christmas season in a department store.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zoomed by someone on Christmas morning (because nobody is out).
Next topic: Mils you pick.

 

[milagros317]

Returning to movie or television stars, let the next 26 posts be about Kelly Ripa.

Never have I ever asked Kelly Ripa to marry me.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever believed Kelly Ripa wasn't attractive.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever climbed over a fence to invade Kelly Ripa's house.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever dated Kelly Ripa.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever evaded a kiss from Kelly Ripa.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever fought Kelly Ripa's husband.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever had the Guts to ask Kelly Ripa to tickle her feet

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever held Kelly Ripa's bare feet in my hands.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever initiated a conversation with Kelly Ripa.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever jumped on Kelly Ripa.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever kissed Kelly Ripa.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever licked Kelly Ripa's bare soles.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever married Kelly Ripa.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever neared Kelly Ripa's success as a TV star.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever opened a door for Kelly Ripa's success.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever prepared a script for one of Kelly Ripa's TV appearances.